and we’re back.
You gotta love dialogues in porn.
I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.
Who is she
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
Don’t say slay
I fell in love with a princess today
I’M GONNA KEEP SWINGIN’ MY BABY-LASSO ‘TILL I CATCH ME A MAN!
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails