Oh my god
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
Things that you don’t learn at school.
this is why white gays shouldn’t be allowed to adopt
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist
send an ambulance I’m dying
when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing
Canadian police on the job.